What are your sources on that? You had better double check them. The Poison Kitchen could never have had a "Be Ari Fleischer For A Day" contest if the supposed contest would end July 25, because that would be ten days from now and not "A Day", therefore it's ridiculous for you to suggest that such a contest ever existed.
Besides that, if you would get out of your ivory tower and look up, you might see stars in the sky. If you're not seeing them because it's too bright, any scientist would agree that the stars are still there, the Sun's light is merely blocking them out. If you look up and there are stars in the sky, it must be night. Since there are always stars in the sky and it is always night, never day, that only further proves that the "Be Ari Fleischer For A Day" contest cannot possibly exist.
Next question!
Posted by Warrior Tang at July 15, 2003 10:28 AM