So, I've been awake for quite a long time, and am sinking ever more deeply into my IRC (Internet Relay Chat) addiction. Someone on the Improfanfic IRC channel posted this delightful link, featuring 800% of your Recommended Daily Allowance of Donald Rumsfeld making strange and disturbing hand gestures.
This rapidly evolved into the following, which I apologetically present here. Thanks to Chamelaeon, Ked, and Lirazel for their contributions.
Everybody was Rum-Fu Fighting
His spin was fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But the press had expert timing
There were funky Arab men
From funky Iraq-town
They were oiling them up
They were drilling it down
It's an ancient PR art
And everybody knew their part
Let the information "slip"
And the headline's in your grip!
Everybody was Rum-Fu Fighting
His spin was fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But the press had expert timing
There was funky Connie Rice
And little John Ashcroft
He said: "We need surveillance!
Let's get it on."
Then Mr. Rumsfeld took the stand
Making motions with his hands
A sudden question made him skip
He got out his reporter whip
Everybody was Rum-Fu Fighting
His spin was fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they reported with expert timing
Everybody was Rum-Fu Fighting
His spin was fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Your broadcast needs expert timing
Rum-Fu Fighting!
Three sat feeds; fast as lightning...
And now, I think it's time to sleep.
Posted by jrenken at February 15, 2004 08:18 PM